The Guru Of Funky Slippers

They are some FUNKY slippers, you might say.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

It was bound to happen...

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

NOT a vampire slayer, rather the best blogger in the world.

Yo yo yo!

I'm not blogging anymore... just this once... I promise.

I'm here to advertise for a good friend. A very good friend.

I don't want any jokes - but her name is Buffy, and she has got to be the wierdest, yet most amusing blogger in the world, and if I was still blogging she would always be on post of the day.

She's EVEN done a girlfriend application form for me. That's how good a friend she is.

(That's sad I know)

All I really want to say is, read her blog - it's awesome and you'll wonder what the heck she's on.

Try it - you might like it.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Okay okay okay


And I know I was going to try and hide these details from a few people and surprise them... BUT

Since Chuck has already spread the good news...

I'm getting back to the promised land on Wednesday the 21st of December, and my plane's flying in at 1pm.

So yeah, people are more than welcome to come meet me, but I'm not expecting anyone to. I'm sure I'll catch up with y'all at some stage.

So um...

Goodbye England.

And thankyou for the best year of my life. I'll miss you more than I can say, and I've gotta try and get back. But for now, look after yourself.

I love you.

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Alright. That's it.

I'm finally gonna kill this blog.

I'm fed up with keeping it in this tortured existence of not knowing whether it's coming or going - with huge patches of neglect and absence of love.

Yup, Ima put it out of it's misery being the humane person that I am. It's not fair on the poor creature.

We've had some good times and many happy memories, a pile of laughs and managed to shock in the process. It was beautiful.

Thankyou all for being so cool and stuff.

You'll see me around again sooner or later.

But for now, say goodbye to The Guru Of Funky Slippers blog. We'll miss ya.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Oh to count the ways I love thee.

A poem by Sam Burrows:

Jacob in the Bible
He liked this chickadee
This chickadee was Rachel
And she was Jacob's cuppa tea

He went up to her daddy
And said 'Sir, she is the one!
I've had my little eye on her -
Cupid chased and I've been stung!'

So Mr Rachel's daddy
He said 'Son if you're for real,
Work for me for seven years
And we have ourselves a deal.'

So Jacob got to ploughing
And working tractors all day long
He worked off his little hiney
Until seven years were gone.

So the wedding day it came to be
And Jacob was all like 'Sweet!'
But Rachel's daddy gave him Rachels sister,
What a cheat!

So it turns out Jacob worked again,
Another seven years!
He worked the plough and tractor,
Combine Harvester and shears.

Eventually got he got his prize
That hottie worth the wait
And biting on that tackle hook
Was worth it for the bait.

So the moral of this story kids
And I know it sounds all cheese
But if you really want something bad enough
The juice is worth the squeeze!

Post Of The Day He is on fire. Totally totally awesome.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Woot woot for my birthday

Wow, I've been quite overhwelmed by all the birthday texts and emails from you all, I can't express how grateful I am, really.

It's a privelage to be 19 with friends like you - I love every single one of you!